‘JK, go on, fondle.’
what have I done
Iron Man: “Come and Get It, Gorgeous.”
HE SAID TO STEVE ROGERS. JESUS FUCK.
- I hate you, hope you know that.
- It’s a mutual thing, don’t worry!
I love how some talented people can tell a whole story in gifs.This is amazing!
dean winchester and tony stark should start a functioning alcoholic heroes who just wanted their daddies to love them club where they sit around and eat cheeseburgers and complain about how their boyfriends don’t understand any of their pop culture references.
Tony with U & Dum-E
husbands picking on each other
omg dying. Tony’s ‘OH BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST’ face is the best here.
Pepper: I don’t have any Advil, I only have Moltrin
Tony: I’m not on my cycle, Pepper!
in which Tony Stark realises that he and Loki are basically the same person
which is why frostiron is best
THE SECRET STORY NO ONE TELLS:
once upon a time, there was a man name tony stark. he lived a very exciting life full of caves and boxes of scraps and daddy issues! one day, he woke up in a strange bed. “this is not my beautiful house,” he said. “this is not my beautiful wife!”
“robert,” said everybody, “tony stark is a character you play in the movies.”
“oh,” said tony stark. “do i have to stop acting like him?”
“no,” said everybody.
“am i still rich?” said tony stark.
“yes,” said everybody.
“and my name is…” said tony stark.
“robert downey junior,” said everybody.
“well, alright,” said tony stark, “stranger things have happened to me, i guess. can somebody make me a smoothie?”